The Supreme Court is ruled today on DOMA and Prop-8… but everybody is already talking about that.
SELF was last weekend, but my pack has already covered that, and I have little to add. (vide posts by Sir Loki, Tebow, and Hunter)
My Owner dodged her cancer scare – turns out she only has a harmless dilated capillary. Yay! :D
No, no. Today, I want to blog about something really, really important: Man of Steel. I’ll try to make some greater social point here, or else maybe I’ll just be one more fanboy blogger venting his spleen. We’ll see…
Okay, so if you haven’t been following the news, the new Superman movie has, by and large, been declared to be crap. A big, stinky load of poo. There seem to be three primary criticisms, all closely linked:
(1) The tone of the film is dark, gritty, monochrome… wildly inappropriate for the 4-colored Superman which people expect to be fun, joyful, uplifting… to feel like the sound of that classic John Williams score. Da-dat-DUM!
(2) The final action scene is a looooooong, boring, painfully drawn-out, ultra-ultra-violent, glibly 9-11 referencing, “orgy of mass destruction” in which literally thousands of people are needlessly killed.
(3) Superman fails to be heroic. He doesn’t even really protect people.
I’m not going to elaborate there, but I will point you to two reviews worth reading/watching. This first is Mark Waid’s already-going-viral blog post. Waid is one of the best Superman writers in the comics, and I think his take is spot-on. (spoiler alert): http://thrillbent.com/blog/man-of-steel-since-you-asked/
The second place I will direct you is the even better already-going-viral vlog (is that really a word now?) full-on, profane rant by Max Landis. Landis really gets the Superman character, and he perfectly outlines what Superman really is and why ‘this ain’t it.’ (also contains spoilers):
Okay, now that we have that under our belt, let’s talk about Alex Ross and Mark Waid’s Kingdom Come. In 1997, Waid and Ross wrote an absolutely outstanding comic that was a comment (equal parts scathing and hopeful) on the glut of ever-more violent “heroes” that were populating comics in the mid-to-late 90’s. From Wikipedia: “This Elseworlds story is set in a future that deals with a growing conflict between "traditional" superheroes, such as Superman, Wonder Woman, and the Justice League, and a growing population of largely amoral and dangerously irresponsible new vigilantes, in many cases the offspring of the traditional heroes.”
The major villain of the book is Magog, a satire of various Image and Marvel dark-n-bloody “heroes.” When he finally confronts Superman he rails: “You were afraid that I was the man of tomorrow. You were afraid of the future I represented… The world changed, but you wouldn’t. So they chose me. They chose the man who would kill over the man who wouldn’t…”
Dark Knight gave us the NSA-Batman tapping all of our cell phones, for our own protection of course, and conducting “enhanced interrogations” on mobsters by dropping them off fire escapes. And Dark Knight Rises showed that Batman’s refusal to use a gun would have lost if Catwoman wasn’t willing to use a gun to shoot down the bad guy – so better not let them take our guns away (only our privacy). I didn’t care for the politics of those films, but I loved the movies b/c they were well done and b/c that is Batman. Batman is a very Hobbes-ian, rather Neo-con, somewhat fascist kind of character - a rich guy who beats up on the poor and the mentally ill. That’s why his villains are so scary and his world is so dark – b/c it takes a dark and terrifying world to justify that kind of character (if such a justification is ultimately possible) - you have to live in constant fear to want a Batman around.
Now, look, I like Batman. Batman is cool. I’m very okay w/ a dark and gritty Batman. But Superman is not Batman. Superman isn’t dark and spooky. Little kids run up to Superman when they see him. Superman hugs little kids! Superman is like Santa Clause… only w/ abs.
(And if Warner Bros ever did bring those two together in one movie, the whole fun of it would be the conflict of how completely different these two men are. It’ll be like teaming-up Dick Chaney with Mahatma Gandhi. These two will not get along.)
How sad is it that the day of the Kingdom finally Came… and rather than being there to stand up for the best in us against the dark, violent, Death Wish, Eastwood, 24, anti-heroes… now Superman has gone and drunk the killer Kool-aid? That makes me very sad...
Okay, here’s my confession. I haven’t seen Man of Steel. I don’t plan on spending money on it. Rather than sitting through 2.5 hours of a pseudo-Superman film I almost certainly won’t like, I think I’ll stay home and watch the Christopher Reeve movie again, which always makes me smile. That scene where Superman flies down and rescues the kitten from the tree and gives the kitty to the little kid… who runs inside:
“Mommy, the cat was stuck in a tree and a man flew down and saved her.”
“What have I told you about lying!” SMACK!
LOL. I defy anybody not to love that. :)