Friday, December 29, 2017

2017 Year in Review, Part 1

20 Questions About My Year

1. What did you do this year that you'd never done before?
Sued someone (successfully) in small claims court.  Took my Kitten to see Big Bad Voodoo Daddy in concert.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
“I want to try this project whereby, in 2017, I revisit some of my favorite/most influential books and documentaries more or less in order of how I encountered them from roughly 1993 to 2003.”  Largely successful! 
Resolution for 2018:  This year I slightly took-up meditating again.  I’d like to keep that up and also get back in the habit of doing yoga once a week.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Bishop and Gwynn.  Plus, Oberon was born at the beginning of the year, and, at the end of the year, my German friend is having a daughter any day now!

4. Did anyone close to you die?
My Uncle Joe

5. Did anyone close to you get married?
No, but R.M. got engaged.

6. What places did you visit?
We didn’t go to many places this year, but we went to Brookgreen Gardens, the Knoxville Zoo, and the Asheville Nature Center.

7. What would you like to have next year that you lacked this year?
I need new latex and zentai suits

8. What day from this year will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Kitten’s pain ritual.  Also: Spending the day in Asheville with my Alpha this summer – I really enjoyed that – and going hiking with him in the mountains with him.  (Technically that’s two days w/ Hunter.)

9. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
We won the “Most Spirited” float award in Charlotte Pride, and I think I had something to do with that.

10. What was your biggest failure?
It wasn’t exactly a failure, but CAPEX did a puppy workshop and mosh w/ an internationally known guest, and I tried to help promote that…but none of the local pups or Handlers came out for it.  That kind of sucked.

11. Did you suffer illness or injury?

12. What was the best thing you bought?

13. Whose behavior merited a celebration?
Every woman who was a silence breaker and #MeToo – and everyone who participated in the Women’s March on Washington

14. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Easily Donald Fucking Trump.  I don’t even know where to start…
Also: the arborist we hired to take down a dead tree, took our money but wouldn’t do the job, and we had to sue him in small claims to get our money back.  He was such a chauvinistic, immature, vulgar, lying jackass!  (Basically: Donald Fucking Trump on a smaller scale.)

15. Where did most of your money go?

16. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Oberon…  Frolicon…  The Pup event we had at CAPEX…

17. What song will always remind you of this year?
Brand New’s “Play Crack the Sky.”

18. Compared to this time last year, you are:
Beta to a wonderful pair of omega-pups (which is exactly what I wrote in 2015, funny enough)

19. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Quality time with Hunter.  A lot of our scheduled time together this year got cancelled for one reason or another, so he missed the CAPEX camp-out, pup class, the Halloween party, Treehouse Christmas…  None of it was his fault; it was just that kind of year.

20. What do you wish you'd done less of?
House painting.  Actually, it wasn’t too bad.  We did a lot of repainting at both my mom’s old house and the newly acquired South Tower.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Frolicon 2017

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Frolicon is our favorite con every year, and this was one of the best Frolicons I’ve had in years!


I drove down w/ my omega.  My lovely Owner, her boyfriend, my Alpha, his boyfriend, and his Sir were all already on site.  (Did you get all that?)  Actually, when I walked into our room, Alpha was naked and in hypnotic bondage.  His Sir is a professional erotic hypnotist.  Personally, I have always had a HUGE fantasy-fetish for mindcontrol/hypno/brainwashing, so watching him control Alpha through hypnotic triggers all weekend was incredibly, fucking hot!  Wolfhound was so envious!  Also fucking hot:  my Alpha didn’t waste any time before he had me on the floor worshiping his feet w/ my tongue and mouth.  I was in beta-puppy heaven.

No special costumes Thursday night: just leather pack vests and jeans.  We went out to dinner:  My family, three of our friends, another pack-mate of ours, and two friends he brought… and Nitro.  Unfortunately, it was karaoke night at the restaurant we choose, so we had to endure some painful sounds.  Ug.

Back at the con, we went to some show… I can’t even remember what the hell it was b/c I was back on the floor worshiping my Alpha’s feet the whole time – w/ him occasionally slapping my face to keep me in submissive headspace.  He’s been training me to fetishize his feet for about a year now, and the training is really starting to take root: I see/smell his naked feet and I start drooling and getting hard.  I ended up back in our room for some sexy fun w/ Alpha, his boyfriend, and his Sir.  Alpha did the most amazing job of staging a different kind of sexy-fun scene each night!  This night he reduced me to a brainless sex-animal.  He started by getting me sucking his alpha-cock.  I should pause to say: I’m locked in chastity and at this point it had been 144 days since Alpha had let me out to cum.  Yes… 144 days.  So obviously I was already a very horny wolfhound.  So, I’m sucking his alpha-cock and he spits on my face.  I’m sucking cock and feeling this huge, warm gob of spit slowly sliding down my face and eventually reaching my mouth…  fucking heaven!  That sent me into such a sexed-up subby headspace!  For the next several minutes there, I couldn’t think of anything but to obey and suck cock at Alpha’s command!  Seriously, if 10 strangers walked into the room and Alpha said, “Suck each dick,” it wouldn’t have occurred to me to question or hesitate.  My Alpha put me to work rotating among sucking him, his Sir, and his boyfriend, until they all got off (and I was left horny and frustrated, of course – locked in chastity like good betas are supposed to be).  That will probably go down as a lifetime memory of one of the hottest sex scenes I’ve ever had!  And it was only Night One…


I pulled on one of my latex body suits and my rubber puppy mask, inserted my tail, and taught my Puppy Play 101 class w/ my Alpha and omega playing on the floor in pup mode.  Alpha managed not to hurt himself or knock anyone out of their chair this year.  Actually the class went very well.  We then did family photos in the dungeon sans Owner b/c she had something else she had to go take care of.

We checked out the venders’ room before it was time to teach Puppy 201.  Both classes were well attended and, in fact, this was the best 201 class we’ve ever done.  Lots of great audience participation!  We received a lot of complements.  Off-duty the rest of the night, I put on my black Spider-man symbiote costume, and we tried to find some room parties but failed.  So we mostly hung out downstairs.  Where were all the room parties this year?????

Eventually, we ended up back in the room for Night Two of sexy-fun.  This time, Alpha had gotten me to beg for him to have sex his Sir and not me.  (Alpha can pretty much get me sexed-up enough to want whatever he tells me I want, and at this time it was a matter of convencing me how much better it would be watching him fuck another man.)  So after begging, Alpha did have sex w/ his Sir and had two orgasms, while I, his beta, sat on the floor and watched, throbbing helplessly in my cock-cage.  Alpha then allowed me to sleep on the floor beside his bed, a frustrated but helpless little cuckhound.  *wags*


We had to get an early start today b/c we co-sponsored the Petting Zoo at 10am.  There was a great turn-out!  Lots of pups, kittens, two or three lizards, a donkey, a horse-girl, and a hucow.  Alpha was the best Hnadler for us all.  After that fun, I went to go spend time w/ my lovely Owner.  We wandered the venders’ room… until it was time for her Endorphin Soup ritual.  Alpha joined us, along w/ his boyfriend, and my Owner’s boyfriend.  I can’t really explain much about the ritual, except to say it was very powerful and everyone involved was touched by it.  I was incredibly proud of my Owner!  She amazes me.

Alpha and I had to run directly from the ritual to our puppy mosh.  Fortunately, my omega and Alpha’s Sir got everything set-up and started.  The mosh was fun and, once again, we had a good turn-out.

 Now we were, finally, completely “off-duty” for the rest of the con.  I spent some quiet time w/ Ma’am while Alpha had some quiet time w/ his Sir… and then I went and relaxed in the hotel’s hot tub w/ my little omega.  (My life does not suck.)  We got out of the spa, met-up w/ Alpha and his Sir and, after dinner, went down to the hypnotist show.  The show was okay if a little schlocky – basically the same show I’ve seen many times at Ren Fair.  The kinky stuff Alpha was programmed to do by his Sir was more interesting.  From there it was back to our room for more sexy-fun time.  Alpha chained me to the bed, removed my cock cage and beat me, bit me, and edged me until I, finally, after 146 days, came HARD!

Eventually I came back to earth.  Locked back in chastity, I put on my rubber shorts and harness, we put the omega pup in a straight jacket, and we went out to find room parties.  We found two.  Drank, talked, reveled…  Once, I let the omega wander off in his straightjacket – Alpha fussed at me. We found him.  At some point we ended up back in our hotel room, and once again Alpha allowed his beta to sleep on the floor at his bedside.  *wags*

This little summery of events just doesn’t do justice to the fun we had (and several important thing I’m omitting b/c they are personal).  My Owner was just awe-inspiring in her strength and always looked beautiful.  Hypno-controlled Alpha was oh-my-gods sexy.  Omega was not only all cute and adorable, but indispensably helpful in his service to me and Alpha.  Very good boy!  And I love Ma’am’s boyfriend, Alpha’s boyfriend… and meeting Alpha’s new Sir was delightful.  Wonderful, wonderful time with my family!


But I’m not done!  I have a post-credits sequence.   Few days after con, Alpha joined me for a date-night in Chattanooga, TN.  I needed some quieter, one-on-one time w/ my Sir, and he was kind enough to oblige me.  We walked together and talked for a couple of hours, had dinner, walked a little more (he even let me hold hands some b/c he’s such a romantic - Not)…  Eventually we ended up in bed for a post-Frolicon bonus sexy-fun scene!  More humiliation… Alpha broke me down hard and fast that night before aggressively, painfully milking me.  This orgasm was even better than Saturday night’s.  He let me sleep w/o my cock-cage, and even the next morning I woke-up rock hard and in a floaty, subby headspace…

Summery:  great sex, erotic hypnosis, transformative ritual, brave and lovely Owner, wonderful chosen family, so much love, successful classes and moshes… and more great sex!  Woof!  Wolfhound is happy.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

2016 Year in Review, Part Two

Twenty more questions about my year...

21. How did you spend Christmas?
We spent Christmas home at the Treehouse this year; Ma’am was road-weary and wanted to stay home.  We had a lot of great friends and chosen family come visit us between Christmas and New Years including Poet, Cuddles, Hunter, Daniel, Randolph, and more!

22. Did you fall in love?
I still love my beautiful Owner and my wonderful pack-mates.

23. Have any one-night stands?
Sex was very good – again – this year!  Starting with a really hot hook-up at MAL and continuing on though some very sexy scenes with my Alpha, and along the way there was sex with a rubber boy in a vac bed.

24. What was your favorite TV program?
Jessica Jones and Stranger Things were really impressive and I finally got to see Avatar … but I think I might have to go w/ Outlander as number one b/c – Scotland!

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
One jackass doctor; one lying sociopath in Tennessee; the lazy, narcissistic, pathologically lying, racist, man-baby who is our President-elect – and his cabinet of horrors!  (Too much hate in 2016!)

26. What was the best book you read?
Read lots of Scotland stuff: Scottish history, travel, Rob Roy, Robert the Bruce… Outside of that, I gobbled up both of Glen Wheldon’s books on Superman and Batman.

27. What was your favorite new music of 2016?
Leonard Cohen and David Bowie’s final albums were both really good.  We’ve also listened to a lot of electro-swing this year.

28. Best new podcast?
I enjoyed binge listening to Now Playing while painting the kitchen ceiling.  Also shout outs for Code Switch and StoryWonk’s Story and Star Wars.

29.  What did you want and get?
A second latex bodysuit…  and I wanted to get my Alpha into a sexy, latex bodysuit, and I got that, too.  (And even the omega got a spandex bodysuit.  Yay!)

30. What did you want and not get?
A president-elect who isn’t a narcissistic, misogynist, islamophobic, racist man-baby

31. What was your favorite film of this year?
What a good film year!  Jungle Book, Captain America Civil War, and Arrival were all A+ films!  But my very favorite is Kubo and the Two Strings.

32. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Forty-one.  Spent the weekend in Chattanooga with Hunter, John, and Daniel, and Daniel’s son had a psychotic break and cussed out the people living in the ceiling.

33. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Less psychotic drug users in Chattanooga!  Seriously.

34. How would you describe your personal fashion concept this year?
I got a really nice, second-hand leather vest in Glasgow, Scotland.

35. What kept you sane?
Scotland!  And some other good times spent w/ friends and loved ones.

36. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
It could be Tom Holland’s Spider-man, but he might be a touch too young for me. So, the winner is Catriana Balfe’s Clare Randall – two years in a row for a strong, smart feminist protagonist.  (But Tom Holland does look very nice in his Spidy underoos.)

37. What political issue stirred you the most?                           
Oh, god – oh, god – we’re all going to die.

38. Who did you miss?
Timm.  Wish he could have joined us in Scotland.

39. Who was the best new person you got to know?
I don’t know if I got to know any new people this year…?  Except online.

40. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2016:
Fuck 2016.