This is what I have learned this weekend: If I eat lunch w/ Sir and Ma’am, and I sit in-between them, I will come away w/ small, matching bruises on my inner thighs, one on the right, one on the left, from under-the-table pinching. And just so you all know, it is not true that you can’t punish a masochist w/ pain. I don’t care if you are a pain-slut… pinches on your inner thighs just hurts like a bitch!
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